Raddi Kharidne Wala: Sahab Purane Kapde Pepper Bartan Ho To De Dijiye Santa:Aabhi Jaao Mem Sahab Nahin Hain Mayke Gayi Hain Raddi Wala (Pure Vishwas Se): To Fir Khali Botalen Hi De Dijiye
Jito: Ji Aapko Mujhme Kya Achcha Lagta Hai Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty? Santa: Mujhe To Ye Tumhari Majak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achchi Lagti Hai
Santa: Chikan To Bahut Hi Achchha Bana Hai Par Ajib Sa Taste Kyon A Raha Hai? Banta: Banate Samay Murge Ki Taang Jal Gai Thi Maine Boroplus Laga Di
Santa Ne Parti Men Akeli Baithi Ek Ladki Se Kaha Kya Aap Dans Karengi? Ladki Uth Kar Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Boli Ha Jarur Santa: To Fir Ye Kursi Main Le Lo?
Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai? Operator: 1 second, Sir... . . . . Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!